CCFm Kids Say The Funniest Things

Name: Blessing
In my daughter’s class, they were studying human body. The other  children admired the “six pack” on the body, then my daughter proudly announced ” my dad has a one pack”

Time: 15/02/2012 08:13:18

Name: Ruth
One 4 yr old prayed.”And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.” 🙂
Time: 16/02/2012 08:00:48

Name: Granny MerleGoing to Jhb when Sheyne was 3 his dad says “Look Sheyne there’s a mine dump.” With a frown Sheyne says “Its NOT yours Dad!”dad is telling a lie!!
Time: 15/02/2012 07:52:24

Name: Anna
When my baby brother was 1 and a half. He asked me why his tea was taking so long- so I told him it was drawing- he replied- “what’s it drawing?” 🙂
Time: 16/02/2012 08:05:48

Name: Glynnis Dyers
Morning Helga my dad loves teasing my 2yr old by kissing her all the time so one night she says to me” mommy”crinkling her nose saying “pa’s so illitating u know”
Time: 15/02/2012 07:40:26

Name: Errol and Liane:)
Helga. When my son Dylan was 6 yrs old he was invited to go away with his aunt for a weekend. When he came home I asked him how it was and he said he hadn’t enjoyed it because Aunty B had made him go to sleep at 8pm every night. I said “Oh well Dylan, when in Rome you have to do as the Romans do!” To which he replied ” I didn’t know Aunty B is Roman!”
Time: 15/02/2012 07:48:19

Name: Pam George
My son Ely’s takkie was slightly broken but barely recognisable. He asked me how can I suspect him to go to school like that.From
Time: 16/02/2012 07:57:27

Name: Janeen Raker
We were singing along to “I am a friend of God” by Israel Houghton. When we sat down my son nudged me & asked wide eyed: Mom, why do you sing I am ‘afraid’ of God & then you add ‘He calls me friend”? Laugh my head off!!
Time: 16/02/2012 07:58:51

Name: Donna
My sister and I took her then 3year old to go watch the movie Ice Age  for his Birthday…while the movie was playing he shouts ‘Mom just put on the lights for a few seconds’

Name: Flo
My son and I were walking. Early one morning, as the sun was coming up  he looked up and said “Mom. Look! God forgot to turn off the lights!”
Time: 16/02/2012 08:00:08

Name: Emmy du Toit
My  five year old  daughter was naughty and had to go to time out. After her time in timeout she packed some clothes in a checkers bag and announced that she is running away to her granny’s  house and her dad must give a ride because its to far to walk.
Time: 16/02/2012 07:54:40

Ha!These were emailed to me today 16-2-2012 by Karen V. Thanks so much. Had a good laugh…

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister… After a while he asked: ‘Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk? ‘

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was.. Granny replied she was so old she didn’t remember any more. Melanie said, ‘If you don’t remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.’

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night ‘I love you so much that when you die I’m going to bury you outside my bedroom window.’  Aaaagh So sweet!!!

BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she’d have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: ‘How does it know it’s me?’

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. ‘Please don’t give me this juice again,’ she said, ‘It makes my teeth cough..’

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: ‘How much do I cost?’

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried when his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, ‘I don’t know what’ll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?’

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: ‘Why is he whispering in her mouth?’

TAMMY(age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, ‘Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?’

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: ‘The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.’ Concerned, James asked: ‘What happened to the flea?’

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget…
This particular Sunday sermon….’Dear Lord,’ the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. ‘Without you, we are but dust…’ He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, ‘Mom, what is butt dust?’

Name: Helen
My grandson Jed loves our neighbour, Johan. He says, ‘He’s not YOUR hun, he’s MY hun!’
Time: 21/03/2012 08:40:33

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